Lil man in the woods that gives you money! I PROMISE ITS REAL (NEW)

So I just lost a SHIT TON of money at the Ol Hut Casino and was moping around wonderin how the fuck im gonna explain to my wife i just lost $2000 in a single sitting of BLack Jack   I was walkin down this sort of tucked away walking path in the woods just behind the Hut and some scraggly voice shouts out from the bushes "Why do you look so down man?" I explain what had happened without giving it any thought  and this lil man comes out holind a trash bag full of money and says he'll give me $10k for something of value i have on me. I'm like, shit yeah take my car its a piece of shit anyways. So I am heading back in to that damn casino and about to FLIP THIS SHIT FOR DOUBLEthought I'd share incase y'all want your own case of LIL BUSH MAN energy AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Maybe you should just take the cash and go home bro o.o

after certain recent events im gonna have to investigate this one personally

"after certain recent events im gonna have to investigate this one personally" A little money hungry are we?

stay hungry or stay broke

So, bit of an update: I gambled all that money again. Dead ass broke BUT the good news was lil bush man was still out by the woods again. I told him my problem homie said he could hook me up with $20k for the usual cost of something valuable of mine. Gave him my wedding band, imma bout to double this cash money and buy it back off of him before the wife notices ;P Wish me luck kiddos!!!!!!!

I can't tell if Lil Bush Man is the cryptid or if your gambling problem is....